I went on the CHASE website tonight to order some checks, and I came up with these:
Some of the stylistic modifications available:
I like that a guy chose "Wendy" for his font. I think the only person who could get away with "Tapioca" is Dr. Katz.
I consoled myself with a Zodiac Monogram beside my name.
I looked to see what some of the designs in other categories were, such as "Patriotic and Cultural," which had these two options:
(Did you see the difference? The one on the right has a rainbow with handprints at the end before your name!)
Then I got to step 4—the jacket options. DAng do they sell that leather cowboy envelope!
So, of course I clicked on one of those too. Then I remembered I do need checks, but these checks they cannot be.